邻近 Huangma, Guangdong Sheng (China)
GZ H3 Run #1093 was run on 19 March 2011 and was set by Finger Licker, Boogie Nights and Thumbleprints. Taking us to a virgin run site in the area of Leung Dong, we exited the bus with expectations of a entertaining trail due to the many bamboo covered hills around the "A" point. Finger Licker and Boogie Nights left to set a live trail and after giving them a 15 minute head start, the pack was off. With a total of 27 people on the bus, that left 24 of us to chase them down. Starting with an interesting plunge through a small stream that slowed down some of the less adventurous hashers, we found the trail and expected to go straight into the hills. But it was not to be, with numerous opportunities to go off into the countryside and explore decent looking running trails the hares kept up on the road for several kilometers. Finally at the top of a hill, they set a check opposite from the side of the road they were placing flour. With Filthy Habits eyes firmly fixed on the road straight ahead he missed the check and ended up going about 600 meters down the other side of the hill. This put him well behind the pack when he finally realized the error. Finding the trail again he met up with Screwer and Flashing Snapper who were just enjoying a friendly stroll. After that check the pack was faced with a challenging climb up a very muddy hill that separated the walkers and runners.
Breaking out of the bush and shiggy, the hash found itself on a dirt road that was under construction and this took us even farther up hill. The next check took us into an interesting set of concrete dormitories with the occupants emptying out to watch the crazy runners go by. The hares slyly took us down through the dormitories and out onto another path leading downhill on what at first looked like good trails. This quickly deteriorated and the pack found itself battling thick shiggy finally emptying out onto other trails.
Thinking that we were soon headed in, the front runners were surprised to find several more kilometers to go on road before finally getting back to the start. Sir Kumnavigator and Globetwatter quickly realized that the bus would need to go back to try and round up the rest of the pack. With a new bus driver who was unsure of his driving skills, Finger Licker had to convince the driver to continue driving up the ever narrowing roads. Picking up most of the hashers as we drove, the hares along with Filthy Habits went back up the trail to find the stragglers. With recurring shouts of ON ON, the searchers started finding runners and sending them towards the bus. We knew the last of the hashers was found when we heard Geriatric Panty Sniffer (GPS)providing expert guidance to a virgin hasher (and she most of been at only 13 years of age!) on how he typically leads the pack.....sounds like, sounds like!
With everyone back at the bus we quickly got back on the bus (or as quickly as a bunch of hashers eating food ever moves) and headed back to pick up the three we left at the start point. Finding Sir Kum, GT and Chic Sheik, the decision was quickly made to head straight back to the Mango due to how late it was. The circle was held at the restaurant next to the Mango with those who still had the energy after the Malaysian Master Mess Up Hash. The hares paid heavily for their mistakes.
Of course we continued onto the Mango after the dinner and continued on punishing the hares....
GZ H3 Run＃1093于2011年3月19日运行，由Finger Licker，Boogie Nights和Thumbleprints设定。带我们到Leung Dong地区的一个原始运营地点，由于“A”点周围有许多竹子覆盖的山丘，我们离开了公共汽车，期待着一条有趣的小径。 Finger Licker和Boogie Nights留下了一条直播路线，在给他们一个15分钟的先发后，包装已经关闭。公共汽车共有27人，让我们24人追赶他们。从一条有趣的小溪开始，减缓了一些不那么冒险的游乐设施，我们找到了小道，并期望直接进入山丘。但事实并非如此，有很多机会进入乡村并探索体面的跑步小径，野兔在路上行驶数公里。最后，在山顶，他们在他们放置面粉的路边对面设置了一张支票。随着肮脏习惯的眼睛紧紧地固定在前面的道路上，他错过了支票，最后走到了山的另一边约600米处。当他最终意识到这个错误时，这让他远远落后于他。再次找到路径，他遇到了正在享受友好漫步的Screwer和Flashing Snapper。在那次检查之后，包裹面临着一个挑战性的爬上一个非常泥泞的山丘，将步行者和跑步者分开。
考虑到我们很快就要进入，前跑者们惊讶地发现要再跑几公里才能最终回到起点。 Kumnavigator爵士和Globetwatter很快意识到公共汽车将需要回去试图将其余部分包围起来。由于新的公交车司机不确定他的驾驶技术，Finger Licker不得不说服司机继续驾驶越来越狭窄的道路。在我们开车的时候拾起了大部分的哈希，野兔和肮脏的习惯重新回到了小道上寻找落后者。随着ON ON的反复呼喊，搜索者开始寻找跑步者并将他们送往公共汽车。我们知道当我们听到Geriatric Panty Sniffer（GPS）为处女牧师提供专家指导（并且她大部分时间只有13岁！）时，我们知道最后一个弹簧是如何发现的。听起来像，听起来像！
每个人都回到公交车上，我们很快就回到了公共汽车上（或者就像一群吃着食物的洗衣机一样快速移动）然后回头去拿起我们在起点离开的三个人。找到Sir Kum，GT和Chic Sheik，由于时间太晚，很快就决定直接回到Mango。这个圈子在Mango旁边的餐厅举行，那些人在马来西亚大师Mess Up Hash之后仍然精力充沛。野兔为他们的错误付出了沉重的代价。