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near Zhangwu, Guangdong (China)
GZ H3 Run #1068 hared by Hunka Spunk and Constipation. In what for ever after will be know as "The Double Dutch Disaster" the hares started off with the makings of a good trail. Well marked, runnable and with the right amount of checks, false trails and checkbacks to keep everyone together. But the trouble began on this trail actually the night before at the Mango bar. The two hares spent a lot of time discussing how they wanted to confuse the pack and did so much talking that they kept on getting thirsty. Of course the hares would quench their burning throats with cold Tiger beer. The discussions of hash trickery and ways to confuse the pack wagged long into the night resulting in much beer being drunk. As a result, late at night (or early Saturday morning) the hares decided that their plan was soooooo good that they did not need to go out trail scouting the next morning! Big MISTAKE!!!!!! The next day with the bus waiting for one of the hares to shake off his massive hangover and get to the bus we could tell that we would be in for something special. Now back to the run: Starting off most of the pack immediately went the wrong way even after seeing the two hares start off in the opposite direction. Knowing that they were off the wrong way both Filthy Habits and Just Kathy quickly took off into the bush (hum, not surprising with Filthy!) and found the true trail. Calling back to the wrong way running b@$$tards, with the distinctive ONON the rest of the pack then came the right way. Up, up, up we went and through some half overgrown trails on some risky terrain. So it went for the first "half" of the run until the runner/walker split. Of course we knew that an experienced well regarded hare like Constipation would be the one taking the runners on the split...after all who would think that Hunkaspunk would even think of running this part of it. And actually this first kilometer or two was nice, along a dirt road and with decent views. getting close to one little farm in the distance, evidently Hunkaspunk got it in his mind that he had to stay away from the chickens up ahead (maybe La Zi Ji was still hot about his exploits of the night before) so Hunka made a hard left and took us up a hill on undeveloped trail. Using our hands to climb up we found markings again and tried following the Hunka. Quickly it became evident that a few hundred meters into the bush that the hare had no idea where to go. The few runners (about 9-10) tried many directions before finally finding the trail. Off we went up some more hill and then eventually down again. Breaking back down onto the road we were surprised to see that the running hare was none other than Hunkspunk! Caught by the runners and out of flour the hare was happy to be in our company. Off we went to find the A point and get back to a promised swim. After a few more kilometers of running we came to a split with one trail going straight and one going right. Now the runners were split into two pack with group A having: Sir Kum, Globetwatter, Yan Can Suck, Chic Shiek, Boogie Nights and Filthy Habits. Group A made it to the top of a hill and could see down in the distance the reservoir where the A point was. Going along the top of the hills we heard down below us calling from group B comprised of: Hunkaspunk, Thumbleprints, Just Kathy, and Finger Licker. The first thought of group A was to wait until group B caught up but then it was decided that Filthy Habits was expendable and should go back and find the lost group or die trying. Going back down the hill he couldn't find them and with it quickly getting dark he decided to retrace his steps back up the mountain. Up along the ridge again he began calling out thinking that the two groups had met up and he was someplace behind them. Imagine his surprise when he then heard group b from below the mountain again calling out. About 20 minutes or so later they made it to the top of the mountain and now fully dark group B with Filthy decided to head on in. Stumbling along in the darkness they accidentally found a trail that led down off the mountain. Once back on road Filthy then decided to let out a "OnON" to let the walkers and group A know that everyone was down off the mountain. After calling across the water group B heard the familiar retort of OnOn BUT it came from behind them and from Group A, STILL UP ON THE MOUNTAIN!!!! Evidently group A had become lost after throwing Filthy to the wolves and now they were planning to spend the night on the mountain until hearing the voice in the darkness. Group B also heard the response of Constipation who was coming back to find the pack and had brought flashlights from the restaurant. Constipation and Filthy started heading back up the mountain to find group A and after some calling back and forth to provide general direction on how to get to the down trail, group A met up with Filthy and Constipation. Coming back down off the mountain the trail for both groups was exceptionally slippery from days of rain on the clay and moss. Once down on the road, group A along with Constipation and Filthy then headed to the restaurant. Becoming lost one more time.....seems like a recurring theme......the group finally made it to the finish, exactly FIVE hours after starting! With everyone too exhausted to have a circle we had dinner and made accusations. Getting back to town very late the only way to recover from such an exhausting experience was to have a few more beers at the Mango!
GZ H3 Run＃1068由Hunka Spunk和Constipation共同策划。在以后将被称为“双重荷兰灾难”的野兔开始了一个良好的道路的气质。标记清晰，可运行，并有适当数量的检查，虚假路径和检查，以保持每个人在一起。但实际上前一天晚上在芒果酒吧开始了这条麻烦。这两只野兔花了很多时间讨论他们如何混淆包装并做了很多话，以至于他们一直口渴。当然，野兔会用冷虎啤酒来熄灭它们的灼热喉咙。关于哈希欺骗的讨论以及混淆包装的方法在很长一段时间内摇摆不定导致大量啤酒被喝醉。结果，深夜（或周六早上），野兔决定他们的计划太好了，他们不需要第二天早上出去探索！大错！！！！！！第二天，公共汽车等待其中一只野兔摆脱他的大量宿醉并到达公共汽车，我们可以告诉我们我们会有特别的东西。现在回到跑步中：即使看到两只野兔在相反的方向开始，立即开始大部分包装也会走错路。知道他们是错误的方式，肮脏的习惯和Just Kathy迅速起飞到灌木丛中（哼哼，毫不奇怪Filthy！）并找到了真正的踪迹。回到错误的方式运行b @ $$ tards，使用独特的ONON，剩下的包装然后以正确的方式运行。向上，向上，向上，我们在一些危险的地形上经过一些半长满的小径。因此，直到跑步者/步行者分裂，它才进入跑步的第一个“一半”。当然，我们知道一个经验丰富的好吃的野兔就像那个让跑步者分手的人......毕竟谁会认为Hunkaspunk甚至会考虑运行这一部分。实际上这第一公里或两公里很好，沿着泥泞的道路，有着不错的景色。靠近远处的一个小农场，显然Hunkaspunk在他的脑海里明白，他必须远离前方的鸡（也许La Zi Ji仍然对他前一天晚上的功绩很热）所以Hunka做了一个艰难的左翼并把我们带到了未开发的小路上的一座小山上。用我们的双手向上爬，我们再次找到标记并尝试跟随Hunka。很快就可以看出，在灌木丛中几百米处，野兔不知道该去哪里。少数跑步者（约9-10人）在最终找到路径之前尝试了很多方向。我们去了更多的山丘然后最终再次下降。回到路上我们惊讶地看到奔跑的野兔就是Hunkspunk！在跑步者和面粉的帮助下，兔子很高兴来到我们公司。我们去找A点然后回到承诺的游泳。经过几公里的跑步后，我们走到了一条路，一条小路直行，另一条小路右转。现在，跑步者分为两组，A组包括：Sir Kum，Globetwatter，Yan Can Suck，Chic Shiek，Boogie Nights和Filthy Habits。 A组将它带到山顶，可以看到A点所在的水库的距离。沿着山顶走，我们听到从B组下面打来的电话，包括：Hunkaspunk，Thumbleprints，Just Kathy和Finger Licker。 A组的第一个想法是等到B组赶上，但后来决定Filthy Habits是可以消耗的，应该回去找失去的小组或者死去尝试。回到山上，他找不到他们，随着它迅速变黑，他决定回到山上。再次沿着山脊，他开始大声说这两个小组已经相遇，他就在他们身后。想象一下，当他再次从山下听到b组再次呼唤时，他感到惊讶。大约20分钟左右，他们到了山顶，现在完全黑暗的B组与Filthy决定继续前进。在黑暗中磕磕绊绊，他们意外地发现了一条从山上下来的小径。回到路上后，Filthy决定放出一个“OnON”，让步行者和A组知道每个人都下山了。在打电话给水组之后，B听到了熟悉的OnOn反驳，但它来自他们后面，来自A组，仍然在山上！显然，A组在将狼蝎扔给狼之后已经迷失了，现在他们打算在山上过夜，直到在黑暗中听到声音。 B组还听到了便秘的回应，后者正在回来寻找包装并带来了餐厅的手电筒。便秘和肮脏开始回到山上寻找A组，经过一些来回呼叫以提供如何到达下行的方向，A组遇到了肮脏和便秘。从山上下来，两个小组的小径从粘土和苔藓上的雨天开始异常滑溜。一旦走上路，A组和Constipation and Filthy就会前往餐厅。再次失去了.....似乎是一个反复出现的主题......这个小组最终完成了它，在开始后的五个小时！由于每个人都精疲力竭而没有一个圈子，我们共进晚餐并提出指控。回到城里很晚才能从这种令人筋疲力尽的经历中恢复过来，就是在芒果吃更多的啤酒！