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邻近 Yiwu, Guangdong (China)
GZ H3 Run #1067 18 Sept 2010 hared by Pixie Slut and KGB. Following a economy bus tour of Guangzhou while our new bus driver was learning his way to Mao Feng Shan, we finally came upon our two randy Ruskies: the lovely Pixie Slut and her equally hot sister, KGB. Not knowing if we would end up in a gulag for not following directions we listened carefully while the directions were explained. Not that it helped anyway! The pack started off in two directions and it wasn't until we rechecked one route and coming back from some "xx" we found the the trail actually started off to the left of the trail. Gathering the pack, off we went on one of the hottest days of the year through a small village until we got through and into the countryside. After another checkback we found a trail going up the mountain(up, up, up!) so that we could even try to get closer to the sun. Fortunately the hares took pity on the pack and brought us back early giving us a shortish trail and a total time on in of only about an hour. Giving everyone a chance to get back, get comfortable and rinse off, the circle started with an interesting new choice for the Hash: Vodka Jello Shots! So after passing around the paper cups with multicolor liquid boosters that got the pack all ready for the rest of the circle the fun started. With the absence of our glorious GM, SirKumNavigator, the circle was trusted to the Ass GM, Filthy Habits. Quickly bringing the hares out for their obligatory abuse, the circle got going when our RA, Raging Bullshit, started slinging downdowns for various infractions. One of the first ones was to bring up Hide the Sausage for inviting his two children and brother to GZ without telling them how much of a degenerate he was (until they were locked up on the airplane!) But we quickly took this to mean that the whole sausage family should be named and after a loooong time on ice the sausage links became: brother: Weiner, Son: MiniMeat and daughter: Ham Sandwich. Many accusations followed before we finally boarded the bus back to GZ. The driver once again taking the scenic route got us back to the Mango for a late dinner.
GZ H3 Run＃1067 2010年9月18日由Pixie Slut和KGB共同策划。在我们的新公共汽车司机学习前往毛峰山的经济巴士之旅后，我们终于找到了我们的两个兰迪斯科斯特：可爱的小精灵荡妇和她同样炙手可热的妹妹克格勃。不知道我们是否会因为没有按照我们在解释说明时仔细聆听的指示而最终进入古拉格。不管怎样它都没有帮助！包裹从两个方向开始，直到我们重新检查一条路线并从一些“xx”返回后，我们发现这条路径实际上是从路径左侧开始的。聚集在一起，我们在一年中最温暖的日子之一穿过一个小村庄，直到我们进入乡村。经过另一次检查后，我们发现了一条上山，向上，向上，向上的路径，以便我们甚至可以尝试靠近太阳。幸运的是，野兔对这个包很可惜，让我们早早回来，给我们一个短暂的路径，总时间只有一个小时左右。让每个人都有机会回来，享受舒适和冲洗，圈子开始为哈希有一个有趣的新选择：Vodka Jello Shots！因此，在带有多色液体助推器的纸杯周围，让所有包装都准备好用于剩余的圆圈之后，开始了乐趣。由于没有我们光荣的总经理SirKumNavigator，这个圈子被驴子GM，Filthy Habits所信任。由于我们的RA，Raging Bullshit开始为各种违规事件投降，因此该圈子迅速将野兔带出来进行强制性滥用。其中一个是提出隐藏香肠邀请他的两个孩子和兄弟到GZ，而没有告诉他们有多少堕落（直到他们被锁在飞机上！）但我们很快就认为这意味着整个香肠家族应该被命名，在冰上一段时间之后香肠链接成为：兄弟：Weiner，儿子：MiniMeat和女儿：Ham Sandwich。在我们最终登上返回广州的巴士之前，有很多指责。司机再一次沿着风景优美的路线回到芒果吃晚饭。